Changmin: Pomp and Circumstance, Pt. 2
Hullo babes, Thelma here!
UGH FUCKING FINALLY MY LAPTOP TURNS ON.
Here’s the second installment of our scenario – and I must say, Louise, you did a fantastic job. I LOVE YOU BABY.
Smutty smuttaliciousness ensuing, as per usual, so please scroll on if this kind of thing isn’t your cuppa.
Junsu: Private lessons
Hello, my lovelies.
Well, firstly, we saw that you guys didn’t like drabbles much (from the dismal responses, or lack thereof). Sorry. We were just experimenting… Didn’t think it’d cost us two followers…
Well, whatever. We still have all of your lovelies, and people are always coming and going — whatever! Thanks to you all who are still sticking with us and are showing us your undying support. Yes. You know who you are. Give yourself a nice little kiss on the cheek and pretend it’s from us.
….And now, with all that boo-hoo shit aside, here is your weekly dose of Thelma and Louise - JUNSU SMUT STYLE! YEAHHHH BOI!
Oh my gah, this one has been a long time coming. Just to give you guys a teaser, it’s based on this nice gif right here:
Now, now, you know the drill. Kiddies, go away. The smut train is pulling in.
PS: Didn’t proofread because I needed to get this out and written before I start work, since I know I won’t be done until about 2 or 3 AM tonight. If you see any mistakes, feel free to bombard our inbox with them, so I can fix the byproducts of my inadequacy. Thanks, loves~ <3 <3
Yoochun: Andante, pt. ii
I MISSED YOU GUISE :’(
Sorry I didn’t update this week… With my getting sick, I had to work overtime pretty much every day and got like 3 or 4 hours of sleep in between… So yeah, I didn’t have much time to write. I’m sorry!
But to make up for that…
…Part 2’s here~!
I’ve never tried this form before, so forgive me if it feels a bit slap-dash - I did the best I could! Looking back at it, it’s not really in drabble-form at all… But I’ll get better with time… :’)
Hide yo kids and hide yo hubbies, because the smut train is coming your way.
(it’s not as smuttastic as I know some of you like, but I think you’ll enjoy it nonetheless.)
Yunho: Silver shower (Part II of II)
I was planning to upload this after I was finished with work - I didn’t know it was going to take this long! I’m really sorry about this.
With that said, I hope this doesn’t disappoint… Hehehehe~
Warning: This second part is smutilicious, kthanxbai.
PS: If you haven’t read Part I, click here.
Yunho: Silver shower (Part I of II)
Hello everyone, Thelma here!
I’m back with another smuttalicious scenario, which I’m sure most of you will enjoy… This is the longest scenario I’ve ever written by far, and so I’ve split it up into two parts.
to torture you all to keep you on the edge of your seats, I’ll be posting the second part in maybe an hour or so. Heh heh heh~ Don’t kill me! ❤
Meanwhile, enjoy the first part of this sucker. And this first part has no smut. Whatsoever. I know right? Next thing you know, I’ll stop cursing and become a kindergarten teacher (fat fucking chance that’ll ever happen HA HA HA HA).
Love ya all~
PS: For those of you who graciously left us requests in our inbox for Louise, I’m covering Yunho this week so she won’t be writing another Yunho one; it’s just not fair to the rest of the members! (As much as I do enjoy her Yunho fluff, we’ll have to wait a bit… :P) And she doesn’t write smut, so don’t leave requests for smut for her, please. Thank you! ❤
As requested by foralwaysandfornever.
Junsu: Bridal night games
Sorry I’m late guys… But this smutty McSmutSmut is pretty long! And work’s been a bitch, as usual, but eh, what else is new? Heh.
Hope you enjoy some loooong overdue Junsu smut ;)
WARNING: THELMA-WRITING IS NOT SAFE FOR KIDDIES. K? K.
Hey y’all, Thelma here! And I’m even on time, yippee! Hehe~
I won’t keep you guys too long; here’s this week’s installment!
WARNING: This isn’t the usual hardcore smut I write, but it still shouldn’t be read by kiddies. Shoo, kiddies, shoo!
Jaejoong: Truth or dare
IT’S THELMA, BITCHES.
-cue “Circus” by Britney Spears-
AW JEEZ, I’VE MISSED YOU ALL! Sorry about the lack of updates on my part; work is a bitch as usual, but I gotta do what I have to do to pay the bills, yeah? At least I had my sweet Lou’s wonderful scenarios to make my life more bearable during the past few weeks… -___-;
…And with that, here’s that dose of smut that y’all have been waiting for. Enjoy! Heh heh heh~
As usual, my writing is NOT KID-FRIENDLY. AS IN, LEMON. CHILDREN, STAY AWAY.
Random lines for Thelma’s voice thingy: 1) YOLO (loll) 2) Feelin’ so fly like a G6 3) Bambaya! 4) OHMYGODSUN 5) Crown Prince Yoochun & Rooftop Prince fighting! 6) Daebak! 7) I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain 8) Once Upon a Time 9) And they lived happily ever after 10) Please come visit dbsk-scenarios for fluffy goodness and smutty-licious scenarios
Anonymous asked you:
“ANNYONG CHINGUDUL, NOMU SARANGHAE. JYJ HWAITING” LOL XD
Yoochun: Daddy knows best
Our first official post on our LJ! I’m totally psyched~
We’ll still be maintaining our Tumblr, but the full text of my scenarios will be only hosted there. So click here to get there.
With that, sorry for posting this so late! I just got home a few hours ago… I fucking hate airplanes….
Speaking of fucking… Heh. ;)
CLICK HERE TO READ.
DON’T CLICK IF YOU’RE A KIDDIE, ALL RIGHT?! THERE’S SOME SERIOUSLY MATURE CONTENT OVER THERE.
VW - Yunho: An almost-blue Valentine
I AM SO SORRY GUYS.
I finished writing this last night, but fell asleep before I clicked “Create post…” I deeply and thoroughly apologize to both you and Louise, for breaking the flow for our contest event week. Work’s been a bitch and Tumblr’s been bitchier, but I wish I could’ve churned this out sooner somehow…
With that, here’s your Yunho fix for the conclusion of this event. I sorely hope it was worth the wait; I’m so sorry, darlings TT__TT
WARNING: as you may expect from me, this isn’t kiddie-safe content so I suggest you steer your eyes someplace else if you’re looking for fluff.
Click here if you wanna read.
As requested by lelittlerat7 and anon.
(note: Thelma’s scenarios are no longer hosted on this blog and have been moved to our LiveJournal.)
I’m re-uploading because the other one was too long and I skipped a question luls
DBSK Voice Meme (c)
- How long have you been a Cassiopeia?
- How did you discover DBSK; what was your first song, what was your first mv?
- Who was your first bias?
- Who is your current bias?
- Favorite era?
- Least favorite era?
- Do you have any merch?
- Favorite song and why?
Pronounce the following; UKnow Yunho, Choikang Changmin, Xiah Junsu, Youngwoong Jaejoong, Micky Yoochun, It’s looks like a purple line, gingerbread man’s vitality, another blue dreams, always keep the faith, dong bang shin ki, OT5